erm… I think I’ll have the fish.

Elmer Wheeler
“Selling the Sizzle”
Success Motivation Institute #1315

“Selling the Sizzle (excerpt)”:

Selling the Sizzle (excerpt)

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Retirement At $30,000 A Year

Earl Nightingale
“Gives You… ‘The Strangest Secret’”
ASTRA (Amer. Sales Training Research Associates) #1002

“The Strangest Secret”:

 The Strangest Seret

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Tear down this wall

Ronald Reagan
“On Radio!”
Radiola #MR-1118

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You Look Mahvelous

Fernando Lamas
“In Scenes From the Motion Picture the King and the Chorus Girl”
Co*Star, the Record Acting Game

“Alfred & Humbert”:

Alfred & Humbert

Mr. Lamas was the inspiration for Billy Crystal’s SNL skit, “Hernando’s Hideaway”. Fernando is the father of Lorenzo Lamas.

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Barry Goldwater – the Ron Paul of the 1960s

Barry Goldwater
“The Voice of Barry Goldwater”
Calendar #BG-1

“Morality, Leadership, Civil Rights, and Freedom!”:

Morality, Leadership, Civil Rights, and Freedom!

Goldwater was the Republican nominee for President in 1964. He lost to LBJ. He died in 1998

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a low-fat alternative to your regular preacher

George Foreman
“Thank You Jesus!”
1980, ALA records

From the Back Cover:

“This live recording, done on December 17 & 18, 1979 has captured the energy and vitality of George Foreman preaching in the streets of Houston, Texas. On these two nights in biting 25 degree weather – one night in a white neighborhood and one night in a black low income housing complex, George carried his message to the people. On the first night, as we left George’s home in a small town just outside of Houston he said to me, “I have to quit at 9:00 PM because I had a dream that the police will show up.” Low and behold [sic], at exactly 9:00 PM a group of 20 police approached and disconnected the power to the sign which lets passersby know that this is George Foreman. It was truly amazing.”

Sellin’ everybody grillz

Sellin’ everybody grillz


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man of many talents, vests

Terry Bradshaw
“Until You”
Benson # R3702

“Until You”:

Until You

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Knocking out your tooth (decay)

Muhammad Ali
“Ali & His Gang vs. Mr. Tooth Decay”
St. John’s Fruit & Vegetable Co.

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after the crash

Merrill Womach
“Happy Again”
New Life #74-1-10

“Happy Again”:

Happy Again

From the People Magazine archives

Owns a funeral music company in Spokane, WA.  They don’t have a website.

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Hooked on a Feeling

Jeff (Steinberg)
“Something Special”
Hymntone #HPS 7739

From the Back Cover:

“This album is special because of the songs — some of the finest this generation has produced– because of the artist– Jeff Steinberg is a miracle– his indomitable will– his zest for life combine to make him one of today’s most unusual witnesses for Jesus Christ…. Handicapped? Well maybe! Depends on your definition. The first time I saw him he had that metal hook of his in the air praising God for his salvation.” — Doug Oldham

Tiny Giant

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