I don’t even have the resolve to listen to this record

Howard Loy
“How to Stop Smoking Without Using Willpower”
RCA # LSP-4311

“Lesson #1″:

Lesson #1

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Tips from a Small-Time Drug Dealer?

Elmer G. Leterman
“The Sale Begins When the Customer Says ‘NO’”
Success Motivation Institute #1334

“Time Your Shots”:

Time Your Shots

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you WILL buy this record

Kreskin
“The Basic Principles of Kreskin’s ESP”
SSS International LP-100

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Looks more like soul-crushing agony to me

J. Martin Kohe
“How To Overcome Discouragement”
Success Motivation Institute #1320

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You should try this product, “Touch of Gray”

“How To Communicate Your Ideas”
NationsBusiness Execudisc

“How To Communicate Your Ideas”:

How To Communicate Your Ideas

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Hasn’t worked for me.

Napoleon Hill, narrated by Earl Nightingale
“Think and Grow Rich”
Success Motivation Institute

“Auto-suggestion”:

Auto-suggestion

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knock knock knock

Carl Hatch
“Soul Winning: Effective Demonstration”

“Soul Winning Demonstration”:

Soul Winning Demonstration

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And that’s… the rest of the story.

Paul Harvey
“The Uncommon Man”
Word #3184

“Not All Men are Created Equal”:

“Not All Men are Created Equal

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Closing the Sale

J. Douglas Edwards
“13 Effective Methods for Closing the Sale”
Jay #10056

“The Basic Close”:

The Basic Close

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Look at the Baloneys on that Chicken Choker

“Everything You Need to Know to Operate a CB Radio”
Gateway #GSLP-4500
1976

From the Back Cover:

BALONEYS – Tires
CHICKEN CHOKER – Poultry truck
HARVEY WALLBANGER – Reckless driver
MERCY SAKES – In place of a 4 letter word
PIDADDLE – Car with one headlight
WILLIE WEAVER – Drunk driver

“No Sour Grapes, Please”:

No Sour Grapes, Please

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