have a tan & sexy Christmas

The Surfers
“Christmas From Hawaii”
HiFi R410

The story of The Surfers on possibly the most annoying website evar.

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Stripping Santa

Six Million Dollar Man
“Hear 4 Exciting Christmas Adventures”
Peter Pan #8208
1978

Track titles:
The Kris Kringle Caper
–Elves Revolt
–The Toymaker
–Christmas Lights

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I bet this guy drives a winowless van.

Harry Secombe
“Christmas Cheer”
Philips #BL 7747

With the angels

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Crosseyed Christmas

Santa’s Helpers
“‘All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth’ & Festive Favorites for Children”
Pickwick #SDLPX-30

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Finger Lickin’ Christmas

Various
“Christmas with Colonel Sanders”
RCA #PRS-291
1969

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Korla’s Kristmas

Korla Pandit
“Merry Xmas”
Vita #16
From the collection of John Spath.

Korla, aka John Roland Redd, was a star in the early days of TV in California. Few knew he was actually the son of a black preacher in Missouri! Before his death in 1998, he appeared as himself in the movie Ed Wood.

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Welcome to Santa’s Lap

Ann Guest Moore
“Welcome to the World of Ann Guest Moore”
1986, Wil-Mor Inc.

What The World Needs Now

What The World Needs Now

The Christmas Song

The Christmas Song

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My Three Dads

The Mom and Dads
“Merry Christmas with the Mom and Dads”
GNP Crescendo #2067
1972

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Disco ’round the Christmas tree

Mirror Image
“Disco Noel”
1979, Pickwick #SPC-1026

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Throw another Ewok in the fireplace

Meco & the Cast of Star Wars
“Christmas in the Stars”
1980, RSO records

Christmas in the Stars:

Christmas in the Stars

What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb):

What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)

R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas:

R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas

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