Advice for Swingers
Bob Rosburg
“Hear How to Improve Your Golf”
Carlton Hear How #15
Bob Rosburg became a commentator for ABC Sports and pioneered the concept of the “roving reporter” during golf coverage. Unfortunately, he was unable to pioneer making television golf coverage any less dull.







Feel Fit and look good in your Banana Hammock
Barton Horvath
“HEAR HOW you can Feel Fit All Day”
1960, Carlton Hear How #11
Barton Horvath
Was still pumping iron in Florida as of 2002.







I thought it said Prostate
Norman Dacey
“Tells You How to Avoid Probate”
1966, Philips #PHM 200-229
Still advising against probate from the grave







You know he’s successful, he’s got TWO desk pens
Eugene J. Benge
“How to Become a Successful Executive”
Success Motivation Institute #1331
(c) SMI
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Where are My Keys? Where Did I Park? What Day Is It?
Ray Brock
“Who Am I? Why Am I Here? Where Am Going?”
Ray Brock #LP-1001
From the Record Label:
“For best results, play this record during the last three hours of your sleep each night. If you do not have a timer, play this record all night. Play this record every night for at least three months or longer if needed or desired. Turn down the volume, very very low. Wonderful results should follow.”
excerpt:
Ray Brock







She does things with her mouth you wouldn’t believe
Erm Westmore, narrator
“Facial Exercises and Massage Routines for Skin Beauty”
1966, Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics
“Milady can now create new Beauty, Glamour, and Personality with her Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics”
“Facial Exercises” side 1 (From WFMU):
Facial Exercises side 1 (from WFMU)
“Facial Exercises” side 2 (From WFMU):
Facial Exercises side 2 (from WFMU)
The story of the Holiday Magic pyramid scheme






