Feel Fit and look good in your Banana Hammock
Barton Horvath
“HEAR HOW you can Feel Fit All Day”
1960, Carlton Hear How #11
Barton Horvath
She does things with her mouth you wouldn’t believe
Erm Westmore, narrator
“Facial Exercises and Massage Routines for Skin Beauty”
1966, Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics
“Milady can now create new Beauty, Glamour, and Personality with her Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics”
“Facial Exercises” side 1 (From WFMU):
Facial Exercises side 1 (from WFMU)
“Facial Exercises” side 2 (From WFMU):
Facial Exercises side 2 (from WFMU)
The story of the Holiday Magic pyramid scheme
apostle-aproved workout
Various Artists
“Aerobic Celebration!: Aerobic Excercise to Contemporary Christian Music”
1982, Newpax #33133
Roll Out the Legwarmers
Mother & Daughter
(Elena & Lynne Goriscak)
“Polkarobics”
Polkarobics Productions, 1984
best looking, but worst rollerderby team in the league
“Roller Dancing for Fun and Fitness”
Gateway #7609
1980
“slenderidebaby just wants a nap
Bonnie Prudden
“Fitness for Baby and You”
Warner Bros. #1542
FROM THE BACK COVER:
“Keep in Mind that it really takes two years to get over a baby and back in top, top shape. No matter how much you love children, plan wisely. One more thing… When the youngest goes off to school you’d better be in shape to go off to something too… or you’ll be bored to death. For anything these days, you’ll need a good, sharp, active mind (that’s up with things) and a strong, slender, tireless, attractive body. Still one more thing…and very important, Men may like babies, they learn to love them very much in time (especially when they are no longer babies) but your man loves you now. Keep yourself attractive, active and aware of him… not just the baby to come…or even the baby arrived.”
Kermit will love it
Miss Piggy
“Aerobique Exercise Workout Album”
Warner Bros. #23717-1
1982
From the Back Cover:
“Many People come up to moi, out of le bleu, to inquire how moi manages to remain so slimme and trimme in spite of moi’s busy, demanding life as an international superstar. How is it, they wondeur, that I can possess such a fabulous physique, what with all the lavish brunches in ritzie hotels with moi’s frog… the glamorous garden parties with those teensy sandwiches with the crusts cut off… Surely, they insist (people do get a little pushy sometimes), surely moi must have a secret.”
the Lord’s Legwarmers
Various Artists
“Firm Believer: A Complete Excercise Program Featuring Today’s Finest Christian Music”
DaySpring #DST-4105
1982
no icky girls allowed
Charles Roy Schroeder, Ph.D.
“Rope Jumping for Boys & Men”
Kimbo #1132
1974
From the Back Cover:
“This is the only record that has been prepared strictly with the male in mind. The masculine approach is reflected in every aspect, including the musical selections, manual terminology, and use of a male in the manual illustrations.”
