Seoul Skiing

Kim Se-Hwan
“Merry Christmas”
Universal #K-APPLE-66

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Christmas pumpernickel?

“Christmas in England”
Capitol T10097

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Shortest train track ever

Various Artists
“Christmas at Our House”
Tops/Mayfair Records

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have a tan & sexy Christmas

The Surfers
“Christmas From Hawaii”
HiFi R410

The story of The Surfers on possibly the most annoying website evar.

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Stripping Santa

Six Million Dollar Man
“Hear 4 Exciting Christmas Adventures”
Peter Pan #8208
1978

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–Elves Revolt
–The Toymaker
–Christmas Lights

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I bet this guy drives a winowless van.

Harry Secombe
“Christmas Cheer”
Philips #BL 7747

With the angels

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Crosseyed Christmas

Santa’s Helpers
“‘All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth’ & Festive Favorites for Children”
Pickwick #SDLPX-30

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Finger Lickin’ Christmas

Various
“Christmas with Colonel Sanders”
RCA #PRS-291
1969

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Korla’s Kristmas

Korla Pandit
“Merry Xmas”
Vita #16
From the collection of John Spath.

Korla, aka John Roland Redd, was a star in the early days of TV in California. Few knew he was actually the son of a black preacher in Missouri! Before his death in 1998, he appeared as himself in the movie Ed Wood.

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Welcome to Santa’s Lap

Ann Guest Moore
“Welcome to the World of Ann Guest Moore”
1986, Wil-Mor Inc.

What The World Needs Now

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The Christmas Song

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