Bizarre Records

Erm Westmore, narrator
“Facial Exercises and Massage Routines for Skin Beauty”
1966, Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics

“Milady can now create new Beauty, Glamour, and Personality with her Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics”

“Facial Exercises” side 1 (From WFMU):

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“Facial Exercises” side 2 (From WFMU):

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The story of the Holiday Magic pyramid scheme

Rev. Mr. Goodwill Fairley
“Pull Up a Chair and Listen”

“Introduction”:

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“Texas”:

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Kent Arrendell
“Turn Back My Child”
Gospeltone #172

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Eleanor Arrechea
“From the Heart of Eleanor”
Praise Custom #140

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From the Back Cover:

Six Million Dollar Man
“Hear 4 Exciting Christmas Adventures”
Peter Pan #8208
1978

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–Elves Revolt
–The Toymaker
–Christmas Lights

Ann Guest Moore
“Welcome to the World of Ann Guest Moore”
1986, Wil-Mor Inc.

What The World Needs Now

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The Christmas Song

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Mirror Image
“Yuletide Disco”
Pickwick #SPC-1027
1979

“The Twelve Days of Christmas”:

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Meco & the Cast of Star Wars
“Christmas in the Stars”
1980, RSO records

Christmas in the Stars:

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What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb):

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R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas:

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Some Korean Guy
“White Christmas”
Jigu Record Co. #120638

“White Christmas”:

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Heino

“Deutsche Weihnacht… und festliche Lieder”
EMI Electrola #C 064-29 539
cover design: Atelier Patelli

Heino (Heinz Georg Kramm) is one of the most famous singers in Germany. He (and his hair and shades) has been one of the best known personalities in Germany since the mid-1960′s!

“LaBt uns Froh und Munter Sein”:

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