so, you’re supposed to bring your record player hunting?

“Fox, Coyote, Cat: Calling Instructions with Actual Rabbit Squeals”
Burnham Bros. #201

” Introduction”:


“Actual Distress Calls of a Baby Cottontail”
Johnny Stewart Wildlife Calls #GC-102

Distress Cries“:

Distress Cries

“Meadow Lark: Distress Cry”
Johnny Stewart Wildlife Calls #GC-104

Still Torturing Animals!

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but, why?

Big Jake

“Calls the Waders”
Millstream (UK) # SRTX/80/CUS598

Big Jake “Introduction”

 Big Jake “Introduction”

Selected Track Titles

Stone Curlew
Kentish Plover
Temminck’s Stint
Bar-Tailed Godwit

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monkey on a string

Bent Fabric

“Organ Grinder’s Swing”
ATCO #33-164

Still grinding! Check out his entry into the realm of modern rock:

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you’re welcome

Mike Adkins

“Thank You For the Dove”
MA #1061

I hope this guy doesn’t work for the “distress cry” company…

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apostle-aproved workout

Various Artists
“Aerobic Celebration!: Aerobic Excercise to Contemporary Christian Music”
1982, Newpax #33133

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Roll Out the Legwarmers

Mother & Daughter

(Elena & Lynne Goriscak)
Polkarobics Productions, 1984


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best looking, but worst rollerderby team in the league

“Roller Dancing for Fun and Fitness”

Gateway #7609

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The excercise bike James Bond uses

“Slenderide: Sound Exercise Program”


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baby just wants a nap

Bonnie Prudden
“Fitness for Baby and You”
Warner Bros. #1542


“Keep in Mind that it really takes two years to get over a baby and back in top, top shape. No matter how much you love children, plan wisely. One more thing… When the youngest goes off to school you’d better be in shape to go off to something too… or you’ll be bored to death. For anything these days, you’ll need a good, sharp, active mind (that’s up with things) and a strong, slender, tireless, attractive body. Still one more thing…and very important, Men may like babies, they learn to love them very much in time (especially when they are no longer babies) but your man loves you now. Keep yourself attractive, active and aware of him… not just the baby to come…or even the baby arrived.”

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Kermit will love it

Miss Piggy
“Aerobique Exercise Workout Album”
Warner Bros. #23717-1

From the Back Cover:

“Many People come up to moi, out of le bleu, to inquire how moi manages to remain so slimme and trimme in spite of moi’s busy, demanding life as an international superstar. How is it, they wondeur, that I can possess such a fabulous physique, what with all the lavish brunches in ritzie hotels with moi’s frog… the glamorous garden parties with those teensy sandwiches with the crusts cut off… Surely, they insist (people do get a little pushy sometimes), surely moi must have a secret.”

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