you should have listened to Them.

The Mighty Accordion Band

“They Said it Couldn’t Be Done!”
Capitol # ST1212

From the Back Cover:

“If you’re looking for a nice old-time accordion album with Lady of Spain and the like, it should be pretty clear already that this isn’t it. For the listener, music by the Mighty Accordion Band can be summed up simply: more fun that a barrel of monkeys.”

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awww, rats.

Michael Jackson

“Ben”
Motown Records

This cover was eventually recalled and replaced with one sans rats.

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erm… tell you what, how about MY place?

Hounds

“Puttin’ On the Dog”
Columbia #AL 36098
1979

In case you were wondering, Hounds DO have a MySpace page!

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Can’t argue with you there, Redd

Redd Foxx

“You Gotta Wash Your Ass”
1975, Atlantic #SD 18157

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woof

The Four Roses Society

“Sing With the Four Roses Society”
RCA Victor KBOP-6583

After 50 years out of the US market, Four Roses bourbon was bought by a Japanese company in 2002

Vintage Four Roses memorabilia

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her vet told her to stay away from cigarettes

The Dixie Double-Cats
“Is It True What They Say About Dixie?”
20th Century Fox #3027

This pic was also used in an ad for Ohrbach’s department store:

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awwww, cute…

Cepillin

“La Gallina Co-Co-Ua”
Orfeon #16H-5156

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something smells fishy

Captain Beefheart & his Magic Band

“Trout Mask Replica”
Straight #STS 1053

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I can haz dubble exposhure

Glenn Burns and Pati Haworth

“An Evening at the Warwick”
Special Edition records

From the Back Cover:

“Lady Mia is a prize-winning show cat owned by Eva Persson”

Now Hotel Zaza

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so, you’re supposed to bring your record player hunting?

“Fox, Coyote, Cat: Calling Instructions with Actual Rabbit Squeals”
Burnham Bros. #201

” Introduction”:

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“Actual Distress Calls of a Baby Cottontail”
Johnny Stewart Wildlife Calls #GC-102

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“Meadow Lark: Distress Cry”
Johnny Stewart Wildlife Calls #GC-104

Still Torturing Animals!

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