dead calm

“Welcome Aboard: A Special Presentation from your Owens Yacht Dealer”
Owens/RCA Victor

“Tips for Family Boating”:

Tips for Family Boating

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nothing says luxury like fake leather

Richard Maltby and his Orchestra
“Music to Recline By”
RCA Custom Records

Still putting their feet up

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sorry, we don’t take czechs

The H.O.T. Czechs
“Goin’ Bankin’”
Farmer’s State Bank
Round Rock, TX

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I said, A GUIDE TO BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF THE HARD OF HEARING!

“Getting Through: A Guide to Better Understanding of the Hard of Hearing”
Zenith #HA60
1971

“Getting Through”:

Getting Through

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If it means I can leave this convention center…

“General Electric Presents: Go Fly a Kite”
Fifth Electric Utilities Conference
1966

This is actually a 2-lp recording of the musical that the poor attendees of this conference were forced to sit through.

“PDM Can Do”:

PDM Can Do

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runway hottie

Valentina Felix
“Fados of Portugal*”
Coimbra #8002

*unnecessary asterisk

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WHY.

the California Raisins
“Sing the Hit Songs”
Priority #SL9706
1987

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I feel this way myself sometimes

Nathan Woodruff
“This Is the Way I Feel”
Star Records # 09-0573-S

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eventyrlandet

Hans Edmund Waagan
“Eventyrlandet”
Ekko #ELP 01
1982, Norway

Check out little Hans tackle Michael Jackson’s Ben:

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teen vaseline

Timbiriche
“Vaselina”
Melody #MITV/032

wikipedia

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