Closing the Sale
J. Douglas Edwards
“13 Effective Methods for Closing the Sale”
Jay #10056
“The Basic Close”:
Look at the Baloneys on that Chicken Choker
“Everything You Need to Know to Operate a CB Radio”
Gateway #GSLP-4500
1976
From the Back Cover:
BALONEYS – Tires
CHICKEN CHOKER – Poultry truck
HARVEY WALLBANGER – Reckless driver
MERCY SAKES – In place of a 4 letter word
PIDADDLE – Car with one headlight
WILLIE WEAVER – Drunk driver
“No Sour Grapes, Please”:
Enter the exciting new world of church leadership
Dr. Paul Benjamin
“You Can… Be A Successful Church Leader”
Kingdom Kraft #4105
1964
“Your Attitude Toward Drinking”:
john wayne
John Wayne
“America, Why I Love Her”
1973, RCA #AFL1-3484
From the Back Cover:
“I know most of you feel the same way I do about our country. Now and then we gripe about some of her imperfections, but sometimes that’s good. Especially if it gets us together to make things better.”
Jimmy Carter, We Salute You!
Various Artists
“President Jimmy Carter We Salute You!”
Preview #LP 249
1977
This is one of those “song-poem” vanity records – people would send in a song and pay to have it performed by “professional” musicians and singers. Check out this song, it’s hilarious:
Lino Lakey: “Viva President Carter”:
You Look Mahvelous
Fernando Lamas
“In Scenes From the Motion Picture the King and the Chorus Girl”
Co*Star, the Record Acting Game
#CS-102
“Alfred & Humbert”:
Mr. Lamas was the inspiration for Billy Crystal’s SNL skit, “Hernando’s Hideaway”. Fernando is the father of Lorenzo Lamas.
Music to Be Murdered By
Alfred Hitchcock
“Presents Music to be Murdered By”
Imperial #9052
From the Back Cover:
“These days a murder is amusing for the onlookers and the murderer but no one thinks of making things pleasant for the victim. He may be a tiresome bore but he is still rather essential and is entitled to some consideration. Music, I feel, will heighten his appreciation and make his own murder the truly ennobling experience it should be.”
Intro – Side 1:
Intro – Side 2:
Barry Goldwater – the Ron Paul of the 1960s
Barry Goldwater
“The Voice of Barry Goldwater”
Calendar #BG-1
“Morality, Leadership, Civil Rights, and Freedom!”:
Morality, Leadership, Civil Rights, and Freedom!
Goldwater was the Republican nominee for President in 1964. He lost to LBJ. He died in 1998
a low-fat alternative to your regular preacher
George Foreman
“Thank You Jesus!”
1980, ALA records
From the Back Cover:
“This live recording, done on December 17 & 18, 1979 has captured the energy and vitality of George Foreman preaching in the streets of Houston, Texas. On these two nights in biting 25 degree weather – one night in a white neighborhood and one night in a black low income housing complex, George carried his message to the people. On the first night, as we left George’s home in a small town just outside of Houston he said to me, “I have to quit at 9:00 PM because I had a dream that the police will show up.” Low and behold [sic], at exactly 9:00 PM a group of 20 police approached and disconnected the power to the sign which lets passersby know that this is George Foreman. It was truly amazing.”
Sellin’ everybody grillz
Sellin’ everybody grillz
